See The Unftahomable Thing Paul Ryan Said About Less Fortunate Children

See The Unftahomable Thing Paul Ryan Said About Less Fortunate Children

At the CPAC Thursday, Rep. Paul Ryan explained just how well Republicans understand Americans, and how badly Democrats do.

He told this story:

“… a young boy from a very poor family, and every day at school he would get a free lunch from a government program. He told Eloise he didn’t want a free lunch. He wanted his own lunch, one in a brown paper bag, just like the other kids. He wanted one, he said, because he knew a kid with a brown paper bag had someone who cared for him. This is what the left does not understand.”

Based on Ryan’s sage wisdom, we should send children to school with empty brown paper bags so they think parents love them more. Parents won’t be able to put lunch in the bag, but at least the child won’t have an empty soul. Ryan’s way with words is meant to degrade programs like higher minimum wage, Social Security and unemployment wage.

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