Cheating on your spouse rarely end well. One man had been playing around with mistresses for several years, without her ever catching on. He was sure he was going to get away with it. But his infidelities would eventually came back to haunt him.
The man’s mistress told him that she was pregnant. Naturally, he didn’t want to ruin his reputation or worse, his marriage marriage, so he gave the woman a large amount of money and told her to keep the child a total secret. When the child was born he’d start sednding child support. he instructed his pregnant mistress to mail a postcard with the word “spaghetti” written on it. He said that he would start making the child support payments after he received the letter with spaghetti on it. The plan was foolproof.
Nine months later, the man’s wife came home from the post office with a strange postcard that had been addressed to him. When the man looked at the card, he turned white and nearly fainted – the card read:
“Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.”