The issue of infidelity and the relationship between a scorned wife and mistress was recently on display when the wife decided to send a letter to her husband’s paramour, whose name is Jennifer.
In the letter, the wife sarcastically begins by thanking Jennifer for leaving bite marks on her husband’s chest, and that she was free to take him for good. However, she did list seven things that Jennifer needed to consider.
The first stated that she would have to financially support him, since the wife would be asking for both child support (for the couple’s two children) and alimony payments after having been a stay-at-home mother for most of the previous 11 years.
Second, the wife stated that upon discovering the bites, she threw out all her husband’s clothes. Next, she indicated that he’d only be able to see their children every other weekend, and that Jennifer would not be allowed to enter the home.
The wife then indicated that because of a back injury that took place four years earlier, her husband has had sexual dysfunction issues from nerve damage that can’t be fixed. She also noted that she would not take her husband back if he and Jennifer were to break up.
Blame was placed on Jennifer by the husband for the bites, which the wife hoped would lead to future conflict. Finally, the wife promised to be as spiteful as possible in the future to both of them, ending with another sarcastic comment: “He’s all yours!”