Innovations in bathroom technology have just reached a revolutionary new level of ingenuity. An expo in Germany recently showcased an advanced toilet that cleans itself thoroughly with every flush.
Everyone at the convention instantly fell in love with the futuristic stride in modern plumbing. Guys will be especially happy. They will no longer have to worry about keeping every drop precisely in the bowl. A little bit of splashing is inevitable, so it is nice to see such tidiness ingrained in our waste disposal machines. This contraption could spell the end of intrusive arguments with loved ones regarding a man’s poor accuracy.
The mechanism behind this amazingly transformative gadget is unbelievably simple. Mankind should have figured this one out a long time ago. A discreet arm extends outward from the back to grab onto the rim’s center. The seat subsequently levitates and spins in a circle. These 360 degree roundabout scrubs will leave the receptacle squeaky clean after each use.
So, why do Japan and Germany get to have all the fun with fancy toilets? The rest of the world is waiting for their plumbing to evolve, but most individuals in the industrial world are stuck with plain restroom units.
If we want to have universal access to better toilets, Americans need to petition their government to issue a stipend that will promote growth in the plumbing sector. Otherwise, we’ll be left in the dust to do our business the old-fashioned way forever. Why should we settle for inferior ablutions?