Everybody has, or has had, that neighbor. You know which one I’m talking about, the one that gets upset at any perceived slight inconvenience, the one that just refuses to let the smallest, inconsequential things go. We usually just suffer through it, waiting for the situation to resolve itself, just to avoid the conflict. Some won’t take it to the next level.
Not this guy. Nope. He exacted the perfect terror revenge plot to drive his neighbors insane, and out of the neighborhood! Watch the perfect series of events unfold right before our happy, vengeful eyes.
“My downstairs neighbors were dicks. To the point where even tip toeing around my apt past 10 PM would elicit banging on the ceiling (floor?) and eventually escalated to the cops being called b/c my washer machine was being run at 9 PM.”
Enter our ruthlessly annoyed neighbors into the story. Naturally, he needed to take matters into his own, meticulously evil hands. This aggression would not stand.
“So I figured out that my neighbors have unsecured Bluetooth speakers. So for the last week, I’ve synced my phone to 3AM on the dot, and start blasting the creepiest soundtrack I can find for exactly 6 seconds. In completely unrelated news, I’m pretty sure my apartment complex is about to have a vacancy”
All’s fair in love and war, as they say, but this was just the beginning of the war… and there was no love to be found here. The situation took a rather unpleasant, and totally expected, turn for the worse, in his next stunning tactic:
“Week 1.5 update of my 3 AM nightly ritual of terrorizing my neighbors: I might have crossed a line or 2 this time….”
After 10 days of subjecting his neighbors to this cruel, unusual, and absolutely hilarious punishment, enough was enough, and their bags were packed. Let’s hope his next neighbors, for their own sake, can be pleasant enough to fly under this mastermind’s radar of doom.