Life is sometimes very hectic. The good news is that a hearty laugh can help one feel better even on his or her toughest days. Many people would agree that laughter is the best medicine. Regardless of whether it is household chores or work stressing you out, it is important to take a break from it all and have a good laugh.
The first joke that they have is entitled “4 Parrots and a Priest.” The joke is about a woman who takes her two female parrots to a priest. She says that the only thing the parrots say is, “Hi, we are hookers! Want to have some fun?”
The priest assures the woman that he can get them from stop saying that phrase again. He tells the woman to bring the parrots to his house, and he will put them in the cage with his two male parrots. He says that his parrots will teach the woman’s parrots praise and worship. The next day, the woman brings her parrots over and puts them in the cage. She is impressed because she sees rosary beads.
A few minutes later, the two parrots say, “Hi, we are hookers! Want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks at the other parrot and says, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered.”