So many times we hear about husbands that leave their wives for younger women, the secretary, or even their mistress. We often feel sorry for the wives that are humiliated and many times left with almost nothing. According to reports a story has surfaced regarding how a woman got revenge on her ex-husband and his new girl friend. The story has yet to be confirmed but it’s still one that can offer you laugh.
The story begins in heart break. A man by the name of Jake decides to end his 37 years of marriage with his wife (Edith) so that he can be with his secretary. To add to the shame, the new girl friend insists on living in the multi-million dollar house that Jake and Edith once shared and called home. Expensive lawyers helped to grant the new girlfriend’s wish and gave Edith only 3 days to move out.
On the first day, Edith used boxes and crates to pack her belongings into. The second day was used to collect the boxes, crates, and her other belongs by two movers. On the third day Edith decided to have one last dinner at the dining room table. She filled her stomach with Chardonnay, a pound of shrimp, and a jar of caviar. Instead of eating all the food, Edith used shrimp dipped in caviar to stuff into the hollow of all the curtain rods in the home.
Her ex-husband and new girl friend moved in not knowing what Edith had done the night before. It only took days for the home to begin to have a horrible odor. The ex-husband and the new girl friend tried everything to get the horrific smell out but nothing worked. Guests and workers refused to go into the home because the odor was so bad. The two decided to move out of the home.
Unfortunately, no realtors would enter the home because of the smell. Edith came to save the day and agreed to purchase the home at about 1/10 of the asking price. The ex-husband got a new loan and purchased a new house. They quickly packed up all of their belongings, including the curtain rods and moved out so that the smell would become Edith’s problem.